I
- This is the history of my
life. ..-SNIF!- .., yes, yes, I am
weeping ... only remember how I have been
able to change so much ... -SNIF...MOC,
MOC!- ... I put me to weep as a
disconsolate. ... and all by my damned
mother-in-law!.
Do you have a handkerchief?... thanks.
I was handsome, very handsome; high; 1'78
m. and with 60 kilos; blonde, good, so
only with saying to you that before
marrying me with Manolito, my first
husband, I was a top-model as is said now
... -SNIF SNIF!-.
.... Was parading by the better catwalks
of the world and of the foreign; Paris,
Rome, Cuenca, London, New York, Albacete,
Tokyo, Valencia ... Ay! -SNIF...MOC,
MOC!- what times those! ... and now? ...,
now I give disgust, I am a zero to the
left, a monster of 255 kilos, middle
bald, hysterical lost, fills with grains
... ah, and that is not all, not! ,...
the worst, eh ... the worst is that ...
Do you have other handkerchief?...
thanks.
For where was going? ... aaah , ... and
the worst of all is the place where I
find me ... in the house of the madmen!!
. I had money, properties, a good work
and a great husband, and all, all all ...
to the shit!.
The mother-in-law, my damned
mother-in-law, ... now that ... I gladden
me! ... yes, yes, I gladden me of the
fact that arrived to her the end of that
form, ... were deserved what is! ... was
a witch the very adverse ... -MOC
MOC...AGGGGPPTT!- ... watches, nasty
witch, this green that I finish of
spiting, it is for you ...witch, dirty!
When I married me with Manolito, my first
husband, the son of the witch...
-AGGGGPPTT!- ..., put aside the catwalks,
for thus to have more time for the
family,...well, for my Manolito, but was
bearing me in house, alone, without
nothing that to make ..., and I decided
me to seek a work to happen a little that
useless time, but I said me ... with the
unemployment that is I go to find I one?.
Ey, I found it!!, yes, yes, I found it.
I simply was seeking a small work but it
was not waiting that; something so good,
so interesting, so easy and ... so
well-paid!,... hundred of bills of
thousand to the month. Was seeming fact
to my measure: " Personalized public
relationships", thus said me my
chief that were called the work.
Though ... in the first work day I
discovered of the fact that they were
some " public Relationships" a
strange so much since hardly leave of the
dispatch of my chief, ... why would
be...?. Well, but ... finally of the
month, was putting the hand and ... wow,
bills for the baby! ... it other? ...
psst, while it is not informed my
husband, to me do not was importing me!
But ... all this and all what had, all my
savings, my jewels, all have lost it ...
all! ... my house, my other house, the
other ... my body! ... all ... -SNIF
SNIF!- ... I can not, not ..., I feel it
for you but not ..., I can not continue,
... was finished ...
Do you have other handkerchief? ....,
thanks ...
- -MOC MOC!-.
Good, it is worths, I continue .......
The day of my wedding, my ...
-AAGGGPPTT!!-... mother-in-law, the
witch, very amiable she, pretending the
devil that had hidden within, but a devil
devil; with horns, sharp ears, tail, etc
... since, as was saying to you, in the
day of my wedding gave me as only
weddings gift ... an advice! , and is
that, above, was a miser of thousand nose
pars, since the advice that gave me were
that did not attempt to cheat to Manolito
because she would be informed and would
be avenged. I, innocent of me, attempting
to carry me well with her from a
principle and to file future roughness
.... I gave to her a kiss ... -JE JE!-
... makes me grace now but ... ay if it
might have known it! ... a kiss? ... a
kick in the balls might have given to
her! ... because sure that it had them
... was rarer than a green dog!...
... Old, fat, with warts until in the
clamper ...eh? ... do you have a mirror?
... -AHHHHHHHH!!!- ... if I seem me to
her! ... can not be, not, not and not, it
is impossible, though ... and if the
curse that ...? ay, ay, ayyyyy ..., what
sorceress...!
Now I remember that ... my first deceased
husband ...eh?... ...that had not been
said it?, since yes, ....I am dowager of
my first husband, poor, after have been
the target of my ire, ... was beed, yes,
as well as who not want the thing, was
beed, good, better said ... was escaped
me of the hands, over there up, in the
roof, when I was attempting to consummate
my twentieth third suicide attempt. Yet I
remember their last words while fell to
the empty from the tenth plant, seems as
if it seeing now same ...., said me ... -
DAUGHTER OF WHORRRR ....!- and ...
-PLASSST!-, it of the - PLASST!- said it
the asphalt of the street according to
commented me some neighboring.
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- Sorry for my English.
TO BE CONTINUED.........
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